It’s a tough world for the modern aristocrat. There are numerous choices to face and important decisions to be made. For instance, how can you continue to use falcons for hunting purposes if they simply refuse to stop being endangered? How can you wisely invest the paltry $2 million in change left over from your yacht purchase? Which luxury sports car will look best parked in front of your summer mansion on the French Riviera?
The Upper Cruster is here to help you make these decisions and more. This guidebook to life is the perfect companion whether you’re on a joyride in your private jet over the Sandwich Isles, or quietly reading in the study with a tulip glass of 64-year-old Macallan scotch.
The Upper Cruster: if knowledge was money, this magazine would be worth almost as much as I am.
Yours in wealth and prosperity,
Reginald Tort
Editor-In-Chief
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