The Upper Cruster makes a sophisticated explosion into video form.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but videos.. well they're just better. After much anticipation, TUC staff promo videos have been leaked. Since they're out in the cyber-world already, we think it's best that we just be honest, take ownership, and show how amazing these videos are. So watch and be in awe as The Upper Cruster presents: your favourite TUC staff members.

Up first as always, is Editor-in-Chief Reginald Tort.


Next is the lovely Duchess Beatrice, in incredible widescreen beauty.


Writer Charles Charleston Fairweather.


And of course our very own Stone Chambers.

Welcome to The Upper Cruster

          It’s a tough world for the modern aristocrat. There are numerous choices to face and important decisions to be made. For instance, how can you continue to use falcons for hunting purposes if they simply refuse to stop being endangered? How can you wisely invest the paltry $2 million in change left over from your yacht purchase? Which luxury sports car will look best parked in front of your summer mansion on the French Riviera?

    

          The Upper Cruster is here to help you make these decisions and more. This guidebook to life is the perfect companion whether you’re on a joyride in your private jet over the Sandwich Isles, or quietly reading in the study with a tulip glass of 64-year-old Macallan scotch.

          The Upper Cruster: if knowledge was money, this magazine would be worth almost as much as I am.

      

Yours in wealth and prosperity,

           Reginald Tort

Editor-In-Chief